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well here's my new favorite song......
...... hope you like it.
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| why can't a...
...lion march and feel over ice?
i'm an artist 
that's an ambigram of randy's name |
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| TheJohn3756 (11:24:26 PM): So micheal Bougher......
TheJohn3756 (11:24:36 PM): I hear storie of you.....
TheJohn3756 (11:24:41 PM): stories*
CartCrue19 (11:24:48 PM): really?
TheJohn3756 (11:25:03 PM): yes
TheJohn3756 (11:25:14 PM): would yuo like to explain them to me/
CartCrue19 (11:25:31 PM): sure
TheJohn3756 (11:25:46 PM): Ok tell me how you created the fire
TheJohn3756 (11:25:50 PM): or the wheel?
CartCrue19 (11:26:00 PM): well... you see
TheJohn3756 (11:26:01 PM): remarkable!
TheJohn3756 (11:26:10 PM): I can see now
TheJohn3756 (11:26:15 PM): you have cured me!
TheJohn3756 (11:26:27 PM): from thee simple words
TheJohn3756 (11:26:33 PM): 
CartCrue19 (11:26:36 PM): i was swimming in lake tomakiwachamonilopinkufo and i stumbled across this talking clam
CartCrue19 (11:27:15 PM): this clam was telling me about this amazing place in the middle of the ocean, but he couldn't remember the name
CartCrue19 (11:27:24 PM): so i asked him if he could show me the name
CartCrue19 (11:27:29 PM): no, the place
CartCrue19 (11:27:31 PM): not the name
TheJohn3756 (11:27:56 PM): ok....
TheJohn3756 (11:28:02 PM): interesting
TheJohn3756 (11:28:06 PM): do tell
TheJohn3756 (11:28:15 PM): 
CartCrue19 (11:28:25 PM): and he was like, "sure, here's a potatoe so you can breath under water... don't worry, its a magic potatoe... just put it in your pants and you can breath in water"
TheJohn3756 (11:28:38 PM): haha!
TheJohn3756 (11:28:49 PM): wow that must feel pretty nice
CartCrue19 (11:28:59 PM): so i put it in my pants and followed him until it got pitch black in the depths of the ocean
CartCrue19 (11:29:23 PM): that's when the magic talking clam started to glow
CartCrue19 (11:29:55 PM): when i say glow, i mean a very faint glow that didn't help me see at all.
TheJohn3756 (11:29:57 PM): YAY!
CartCrue19 (11:30:22 PM): luckily i brought my micky mouse flashlight that i bought at disney world in the third grade
CartCrue19 (11:30:28 PM): i knew it would come in handy some day
TheJohn3756 (11:30:59 PM): indeed
TheJohn3756 (11:31:07 PM): good thinking lad.
CartCrue19 (11:31:08 PM): so i pulled it out of my back pocket, the pocket next to the amazing breath-under-water-potatoe, and switched it on
CartCrue19 (11:31:18 PM): and BOOM! there was a big rock
TheJohn3756 (11:31:27 PM): O dear!
CartCrue19 (11:31:48 PM): i swam right into that huge thing
CartCrue19 (11:31:58 PM): feet first, luckily
CartCrue19 (11:32:41 PM): i'm glad i didn't run into it head first or i might have been knocked unconcious
CartCrue19 (11:32:50 PM): ok, so back to the story...
CartCrue19 (11:33:10 PM): i swam into the rock and cut a hole in my foot about the size of a penny
TheJohn3756 (11:33:22 PM): why a penny?
CartCrue19 (11:33:24 PM): the water turned red in a hurry
TheJohn3756 (11:33:28 PM): why not a nickel.
CartCrue19 (11:33:32 PM): it wasn't that big
TheJohn3756 (11:33:36 PM): o ok
CartCrue19 (11:33:58 PM): so the water went crazy with my blood.. it spread out so quick, i didn't know what to think
CartCrue19 (11:34:42 PM): you know what blood mixed with water in lake tomakiwachamonilopinkufo means, don't you?
TheJohn3756 (11:35:15 PM): no what>
CartCrue19 (11:35:19 PM): angry frogs
TheJohn3756 (11:35:24 PM): O man!
CartCrue19 (11:35:25 PM): not just any angry frogs
CartCrue19 (11:35:32 PM): little angry frogs
CartCrue19 (11:35:36 PM): lots of them
CartCrue19 (11:35:39 PM): millions
TheJohn3756 (11:35:39 PM): O that sucks/!
TheJohn3756 (11:35:44 PM): man/!
CartCrue19 (11:35:47 PM): yes
TheJohn3756 (11:35:52 PM): then what?
CartCrue19 (11:35:58 PM): i'm gettin there...
CartCrue19 (11:36:01 PM): hold your horses
TheJohn3756 (11:36:18 PM): I'm trying but they're alot bigger than I am
CartCrue19 (11:36:44 PM): i didn't know about these frogs at the time.. so i just kept swimming with the trail of red water following me
CartCrue19 (11:37:09 PM): the water started to get really cold, when i realized something...
CartCrue19 (11:37:33 PM): it wasn't dark anymore
TheJohn3756 (11:37:34 PM): what?
CartCrue19 (11:37:38 PM): thats what
TheJohn3756 (11:37:40 PM): o good thining
CartCrue19 (11:37:40 PM): i just told you
TheJohn3756 (11:37:57 PM): you can see ow
TheJohn3756 (11:38:01 PM): now*
CartCrue19 (11:38:06 PM): and now that i could see, there was no one leading me anymore
CartCrue19 (11:38:35 PM): that damn clam left me at the bottom of lake tomakiwachamonilopinkufo with a magic potatoe
TheJohn3756 (11:39:01 PM): but you can breaht right/
CartCrue19 (11:39:31 PM): so i was like ahh.. screw this and started swimming back to the top of the water
TheJohn3756 (11:39:38 PM): it's amazing how good you spell that lake name everyitme!
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CartCrue19 (11:40:16 PM): i was almost there when those little angry frogs started sucking on my epidermis
TheJohn3756 (11:40:27 PM): your skin?
CartCrue19 (11:40:29 PM): yes
CartCrue19 (11:40:33 PM): precisely
TheJohn3756 (11:40:33 PM): O no!
CartCrue19 (11:40:51 PM): yeah! i was screaming at them to quit it
CartCrue19 (11:40:58 PM): but they just wouldn't stop it.
TheJohn3756 (11:41:34 PM): Well how rude
CartCrue19 (11:41:46 PM): so i figured i only had one chance and that was to swim the rest of the way to the top and hope they were afraid of the open air
CartCrue19 (11:42:09 PM): i knew i had a long way to go, but it was my only hope
CartCrue19 (11:42:31 PM): i was about half way there when the batteries in my micky mouse flashlight ran out
CartCrue19 (11:42:56 PM): i was swimming in the dark again and didn't know up from down
TheJohn3756 (11:43:12 PM): well follow the bubbles!
CartCrue19 (11:43:21 PM): but that didn't stop me
TheJohn3756 (11:43:32 PM): you are so heroic
TheJohn3756 (11:43:44 PM): 
CartCrue19 (11:43:45 PM): the magic potatoe was bouyant
TheJohn3756 (11:44:03 PM): which means/
TheJohn3756 (11:44:06 PM): ?*
CartCrue19 (11:44:32 PM): so i took it out of my back pocket and held it over my head and it inflated to about the size of a football
CartCrue19 (11:44:50 PM): and lifted me straight to the top
TheJohn3756 (11:44:58 PM): O not much bigger 
CartCrue19 (11:45:01 PM): BUT WHAT WAS I THINKING!
CartCrue19 (11:45:07 PM): I COULDN'T BREATH
CartCrue19 (11:45:14 PM): IT WAS OUT OF MY BACK POCKET!
TheJohn3756 (11:45:17 PM): straight! not curved?
TheJohn3756 (11:45:34 PM): your right!
CartCrue19 (11:45:41 PM): and now i couldn't breath under water
TheJohn3756 (11:45:48 PM): O man!
TheJohn3756 (11:45:55 PM): but your at the top now....
CartCrue19 (11:46:00 PM): and the frogs were covering my back pocket
TheJohn3756 returned at 11:46:01 PM.
CartCrue19 (11:46:04 PM): no, i wasn't there yet
CartCrue19 (11:46:10 PM): i still had about 200 feet to go
CartCrue19 (11:46:29 PM): so you know what i did?
CartCrue19 (11:46:49 PM): i kicked off of those little angry frogs so i would float to the top faster
CartCrue19 (11:47:09 PM): and when i got to the top i inhaled the biggest breath of my life
TheJohn3756 (11:47:47 PM): and your lungs bursted?
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CartCrue19 (11:48:29 PM): so i swam back to the shore on lake tomakiwachamonilopinkufo where i just happened to meet up with a team of scientists who were very interested in my magic breath-under-water-potatoe
CartCrue19 (11:48:43 PM): they offered me 7 million dollars for it
CartCrue19 (11:48:56 PM): i was like, "pshhh.. i can get more off ebay"
CartCrue19 (11:49:10 PM): they were like, "ok ok, how about 10 million"
CartCrue19 (11:49:26 PM): and i was like, "that's more like it.. where's the cash?"
CartCrue19 (11:49:43 PM): "its in our car, let me go grab it for you."
CartCrue19 (11:50:04 PM): so they come back with 5 suitcases with two million in each case and i give them the magic potatoe
TheJohn3756 (11:50:18 PM): good math skills
CartCrue19 (11:50:23 PM): yep
CartCrue19 (11:50:47 PM): so i took that money and bought an education
CartCrue19 (11:51:00 PM): and learned about aerodynamics and what not
TheJohn3756 (11:51:10 PM): o yes yes
TheJohn3756 (11:51:18 PM): good thinking
CartCrue19 (11:51:40 PM): then i was playing with my pencil and dropped a knife on it, cutting the pencil into about 200 pieces
TheJohn3756 (11:52:00 PM): wow!
CartCrue19 (11:52:22 PM): one of the pieces rolled down the driveway of my mansion
CartCrue19 (11:52:38 PM): and that's how i came up with the invention of the wheel
CartCrue19 (11:53:15 PM): believe it or not
TheJohn3756 (11:53:20 PM): ok
TheJohn3756 (11:53:26 PM): now the fire....
CartCrue19 (11:54:09 PM): i think i'll have to save that story for another time
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| haha michael look here... this is joe by the way
ballroom moshing (9:07:22 PM): hahahahaha |
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